“Chal aaj tujhe main chiken banane ka jordar tarika batata hun, tu bhi kya yad karega. Kadhai men tel dalo aur lahsun, pyaj, adarak pest ko talo. Tal jane par ek cup whisky dalo. Use chala kar usmen chiken ko dal do. Ab ek cup ram dalo. Jab ek ubal aa jaye to usmen ek cup jin dalo. Jyonhi chiken kadhai se chipakana shurare, do cup wine dal do. Thodi der men bada chammach vodka dal-dal kar chalate raho. Jab chiken pura pak jaye to ek cup whisky dal kar achchhe se chalao. Bas taiyar ho gaya chiken”

“Kyon? Kya chiken ko aise bane se adhik swadisht banata hai?”

“Are, chiken jo banta hai so banta hai, par tari men maza aa jata hai guru!!!”